The dark unicorn(coming to theaters in the spring of 2009.) (not.)
The sweetest disco ball in the history of disco balls!
The one and only . . . CAR PIG!!! NOW BOW DOWN YOU IDIOTS AND AWAIT YOUR FATE!!!!!!!!!!
Checklist of all the things you need to kill Barney.
My Imaginary Blog 
I made all of these. Just so you know. Oh, and also, that checklist is NOT fake. I used it.
-Mabel the Mubble the wobbly Bubble
p.s. Where the &^%$# did I come up with that &*$@! name?!?!?!?!?
NOOOOOOO!!!!
THEY BE KILLIN’ MAH BARNEY!!!!!!
Dude, I had no idea you kids did awesome things with Photoshop. Way to go! (And I’m glad to see that 20 years later, killing Barny is still a priority. I have so much in common with my nieces and nephews).
Hmm, this post is as delicious as OREO COOKIES. I want to go to there.
LOL I’ll chip in the gas and the matches if you can hunt down the purple dinosaur!
Must….Annihilate…..Whiney….Purple….Imitation…..Of….Ancient…..Reptile…..
This song, (or some variation of it) among others, is extremely popular among local, and undoubtedly national, elementary schools:
(To be sung to “This Old Man” or Barney’s infamous “I Love You” disgusting parody of previously mentioned Kid Folk [I made up that genre] song.)
Ahem….. (akward throat clearing)
“I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a loaded gun
And a knock on the door
No more purple dinosaur.”
I personally find the song lacking. Can anyone come up with a really catchy, cruel song about disposing of PBS Kids fantastical characters? (as opposed to fantastic, which has a completely different meaning) (seriously, what is up with these…things? Tellietubbies, Boobah….) (this is excluding Sesame Street, of course.)
Irrelevant parentheses aside, you may wonder how I came to have such knowledge of these things. My reply: my mom had mono.
I’ll shut up now.
Okay, This is my TOOO DOOOO list.
#1. Find out what the heck libilu (whoever that is) was talking about.(I’m pretty sure it has something to do with Barney, but I’ll never know.)
#2. What “mono” is
#3.Buy a hedgehog
-Mabel the Mubble the wobbly Bubble
okay, I’ll stop using the name “Mabel the Mubble the wobbly Bubble…UNDER ONE CONDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. … … Sorry… I like to sound like a bad guy in a horror movie. ANYWAY! the one condition is that each one of you must grant me 7 packages of Oreos and 1hedgehog. NO?!?! YOU SAY NOOOOO?!?!?
Then sadly, I must keep using the name…-Mabel the Mubble the wobbly bubble
Hey Mabel-
Libilu is me. Libby. Your cousin.
Hi.
By the way: does your car pig have an udder? Why?
I kinda like your name. It’s random.
The nickname. Not the real one. I mean, I love your real name. Whatever, I’ll shut up again.
She knows it’s you. She also knows that mono is a sickness (I told her that. Before she posted her comment.) She was just trying to be funny. (I would say “*trying* being the key word,” but that’s kind of unkind.)
-Zina
Yes, Libilu (pthhb) my car pig has an utter. AND I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHY!
(personal buisness.) fine. (pthhb) He was breeded by a car, a pig, (get it? car pig?) and a cow. You see, the cow marr.. mated the pig, and then the cow fell in love with a car, so he had two wiv.. mates. (he lived in australia. get it? australia? mates? never mind.) don’t ask me how all three had a child. Their child wasn’t necessarily born a king, (now explaining the crown) but I could just… tell…. by the look in his eyes. (red eyes stand for a king, right?)
-Mabel the Mubble…Craving Oreos…the wobbly bubb…craving hedgehogs…le.
cool I know a song to go with it .
to be sung to tune of joy to the world
joy to the world Barnie`s` dead , we BBQ ed his head dont worry`bout his body we flushed it down the potty and round and round it goes until it over floes , for ever and ever around it goes