Dour investors: own a domestic at blonde prices! Bless daytime!

I was just about to delete a spam comment when a second glance told me this one was worth sharing. (It almost makes you sad for the businesses who’ve trusted in this marketer. Almost.)

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5 Responses to Dour investors: own a domestic at blonde prices! Bless daytime!

  1. Tracy Hall Jr says:

    But you deleted the URL. How am I gonna get my domestic blonde?

  2. Jason says:

    A style I call stream-of-barely-consciousness.

    • zstitches says:

      And yet the writing smacks of strenuous effort. And there are only two misspelled words (peculate and insuranse). I get the feeling that someone somewhere is feeling very proud of his or her English translation skillz.

  3. Hannah says:

    I love me a good piece of SPAM, and there are so many treasures in this one. Thanks for sharing.

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