A syllogism for why I should have a billion dollars

1) I will have a billion dollars when he[ck] freezes over.

2) My town in January is he[ck].

3) Last night my town froze over.

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5 Responses to A syllogism for why I should have a billion dollars

  1. Jillybean says:

    So where are they handing out the checks???

  2. Melissa says:

    LOLOL! Seriously, I can’t stop laughing!

  3. Megan says:

    But then you’d have to give it back when your town unfroze!

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