Another tip for those considering parenthood

If a plush toy animal comes clothed, the first thing your kids will do is check to see if the clothing is removable.

If the clothing is removable, your kids will remove it.

The clothing will be lost (elapsed time:  40 minutes).

Pre-clothed plush toys with their clothing removed look much nakeder than ones that were naked to begin with.  Even if you have never really considered the usual nudity of plush toys, you will now.

[I just found this post in my “Drafts” folder.  I have no memory of writing it. But it does sound like me. Probably it is a bad idea to post it, because now I will get Google traffic for nude stuffed animals.]

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4 Responses to Another tip for those considering parenthood

  1. Kristina P. says:

    Good to know. I will make sure to deprive my hypothetical children of plush toys.

  2. AmberWaves says:

    You are funny. The End.

  3. My 2yro just undressed her plush dog today. Why do dogs even need to wear clothes? They’re dogs, for Googles Sake.

    ~motherboard

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