Two old cowboys are walking by a house. One of them points at a dog on the porch and says “I’m gonna put that dog out of its misery.” He draws his gun and shoots the dog in the head. The dog’s owner comes running out of her house and screams, “What have you done? That dog was perfectly healthy! And I loved him like my own child!” The cowboy answers, “Well, bein’ a dog is a miserable existence.” He points his gun at the woman and says, “You’re lookin’ kinda miserable yourself.”
This story brought to you by a woman who just killed a very large housefly after I saw it staggering around and realized it was half-dead.
(I also kill healthy houseflies.)