More parenting wisdom won hard

Never assume that your one-year-old who’s carrying around a closed bottle of white glue will not figure out how to get it open. Also don’t assume that you’ll notice her pouring it on your leg if you’re intently reading. You won’t notice until you feel something cold and wet on your bare foot.

(Amazingly, none of the glue got on anything but me, and it seemed to wash out easily from the old sweat pants I was wearing.)

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One Response to More parenting wisdom won hard

  1. zstitches says:

    Genius baby. I need to learn some “mom pranks” from her.
    -Mabel

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