I just noticed that my antiperspirant claims that it “works with your body’s natural chemistry.” This begs two questions:
1. What makes them so sure my body’s chemistry is natural?
2. Shouldn’t an antiperspirant work against a person’s natural body chemistry?
P.S. I just realized there’s a third question that could be begged here: Why would I “just notice” something like that this late in the day? But it’s almost a rhetorical question, since I’m a mom of five and rarely get my showers bright and early.