I totally should have sold this for like a million bucks on eBay.
It’s a solid nugget of Dorito seasoning, discovered in the bottom of a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.
For reference, that’s not even a full-size dinner plate the nugget is sitting on–it’s just a little dessert plate.
I kept the bag on top of my filing cabinet for a month before I remembered to take a picture. Then I let Dean consume the treasure. He said it was, and I quote, “Strong.”