Warning: This blog post contains immature content that may not be appropriate for older audiences.
At school today Rose learned this rhyme: “I’m Scat the cat! I’m sassy and fat! If you don’t like my color, I can change it like that [clap]!”
I made up this variation: “I’m Hazel the baby! I’m sassy and fat! If my diaper gets stinky, you can change it like that!”
Rose thought that this was pretty funny, but that she could top it: “I’m Hazel the baby! My diaper is stinky! If you don’t change my diaper then I’ll FART IN YOUR FACE!”
Henry agreed that this was the winning version. I just really hope that Rose’s sense of humor doesn’t come out during kindergarten, but it’s probably a vain hope.