Rose was asking to turn on the TV. “We didn’t watch TV yet today.”
Me: “You didn’t jump on the trampoline yet today, either. Why don’t you and Henry go jump on the trampoline?”
Rose: “I don’t want to. Henry, do you want to jump on the trampoline?”
They head outside, but Rose is back in a moment. “It’s very cold outside.”
Me: “But jumping on the trampoline is exercise, and it will get you warm.”
Rose: “No it won’t. Jumping on the trampoline is exercise, but it won’t make me warm. Henry, what do you think: is jumping on the trampoline exercise?”
Henry: “Yeah. Butt chicken cow!” Henry and Rose laugh.
(Note: This must be Henry’s version of “Guess what? Chicken butt!” Not that any member of my household has ever used that crass joke before, so he must have come up with it out of thin air.)