The things they’re teaching in the schools these days

Rose: “Mom, did you know that if you eat too much licorice, you’ll turn blue and itchy?”

Me: “No. How do you know that?”

Rose: “Ummm . . . I learned it at my pretend school. So we need to take the rest of our licorice back to the store, so we don’t get blue and itchy.”

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One Response to The things they’re teaching in the schools these days

  1. Mariko says:

    AH HA HA HA!
    That’s awesome. I am totally going to teach that to my students on Monday.
    (I will also tell my dad that, because he loves licorice, and I can’t stand it.)

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