Tweets to the tweet (and salts to the salty)

How funny. Re-reading my last post reminded me of one of my forgotten post concepts. And it’s not very funny! And is kid-related.

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When we were little kids, my brother Tracy loved to brag to my sister Mary and me that he loved salt so much that he would eat anything with salt on it, so we would test him: “Would you eat dirt with salt on it?” “Yes!” “Would you eat cardboard with salt on it?” “Of course!” “Would you eat our HOUSE with salt on it?” “No. Because if I started to, I would like it so much that I would eat our whole house, and we wouldn’t have anywhere to live.”

That is pretty much my exact reasoning for not joining Twitter.

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One Response to Tweets to the tweet (and salts to the salty)

  1. Jen says:

    You are funny. I like this post.

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