Career aspirations


(Click here to see the other contributions to Sue’s Very Funny Friday blog carnival.)

The last time I went to the grocery store I went alone after the kids were in bed. It turns out that when you’re not trying to stifle screams and keep track of pinball-like children bouncing around, you can notice things you hadn’t before. So now I know that, were I to work at the grocery store in question, I could aspire to either of these exciting career tracks:

Perishable Department Manager

Front End Manager

Actually, I think I’ve already got those covered in my career as a mom. (Although I spend more time managing back ends than front ends.)

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P.S. As long as you’re here, you might enjoy my most recent malaprop post which can be found by clicking right here.

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5 Responses to Career aspirations

  1. Kristina says:

    This is funny!

    And what the heck is a perishable department manager?

  2. Rachel says:

    You should get a job as perishable department manager and then work at our local Randall’s. Apparently, the teenager that has the job down here isn’t doing it because I nearly killed my husband with MONTHS old Cranberry juice a while back when he thought that he had a kidney infection.

  3. Barbara says:

    Those malaprops are truly painful for me to view/read.

  4. Melanie J says:

    Love the back end manager line. You’re funny!

  5. American Yak says:

    Wait, what is a front end manager?

    You know my title is Front End Web Developer?

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