The last time I went to the grocery store I went alone after the kids were in bed. It turns out that when you’re not trying to stifle screams and keep track of pinball-like children bouncing around, you can notice things you hadn’t before. So now I know that, were I to work at the grocery store in question, I could aspire to either of these exciting career tracks:
Perishable Department Manager
Front End Manager
Actually, I think I’ve already got those covered in my career as a mom. (Although I spend more time managing back ends than front ends.)
P.S. As long as you’re here, you might enjoy my most recent malaprop post which can be found by clicking right here.