Archive for the 'Malaprops' Category

More Joy of Malaprops

May 20, 2008

This is part 3 in an ongoing project to collect and highlight gems of real-life (mis)usages culled from the World Wide Web (and, occasionally, from other sources.) The following conversation is fictional, but the malaprops are all true:
“I saw a job listing the other day and my interest was peaked.”
“This is just my [...]

More fun with malaprops

April 28, 2008

(An imaginary conversation made with real usages extracted from the rich mines of the internet.)
“How was your doctor visit?”
“Good – I don’t have prostrate cancer, so that’s good to know. I always hate having to drop trowel for the exam, of course.”
“Yeah. I had to take my kid in to have some suchers a while [...]

Internet malaprops to brighten your day

March 20, 2008

One of the joys of the World Wide Web is the glimpse we get into the workings, and sometimes into the malfunctionings, of so many minds. One of my internet-appreciation practices is to collect malaprops. I don’t write down every misspelling I run across, but the ones that strike my fancy — [...]