Don’t we all wish that?

More from the always-on, always-entertaining Rosie Channel:

“I wish I had a hat with bunny ears, and it has batteries, and it’s almost like plastic, with cardboard, and it lets me hear what real animals are saying. I can hear what my stuffed animals say, but I can’t hear what other people’s stuffed animals say because they don’t like me to. But my hat would make it so I could hear real animals. Like if I saw a bear that was being nice, he’d say, ‘Rosie, you’re great! Why are you wearing that hat?’”

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(Update: Rose was napping while I drew the hat for her, and when she woke up she said it didn’t look right, but after I changed the color scheme to her specifications, she was satisfied.)

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12 Comments on “Don’t we all wish that?”

  1. Mrs. Organic Says:

    See? Mad Photoshop skillz. I bet she’d like the book, “No Such Thing as a Witch.” The kids can understand animals when they eat enchanted fudge.

  2. Lis Says:

    my favorite part–

    “Like if I saw a bear that was being nice, he’d say, ‘Rosie, you’re great! Why are you wearing that hat?’”

    So funny!

  3. Jason Says:

    Precious, and I mean it in the good way.

  4. American Yak Says:

    Oh my hecking. Before Organic mentioned the book, my first thought was it’s a great object for a book or short story, ha!

  5. marymary Says:

    I love this post so very much. Your Photoshop work here is inspired.

  6. Lili Says:

    Sometimes I almost don’t leave a comment b/c I’m at a loss for words. I love the illustration–and that the color scheme is set to Rose’s specifications. (It’s still early, and that word I just wrote doesn’t feel like a word, and I’m using a foreign computer b/c mine crashed. Maybe it’s not a word)

  7. jenlinmin Says:

    Hilarious! I’m also loving the story about the cherries in Primary. I hope the chorister remembered to have a good sense of humor about it. Your kids really ARE funny and sweet and wonderful.

  8. zstitches Says:

    Lili, I hope specifications is a word, since I used it too. I did feel like there was a better word I couldn’t quite put my finger on.

    Jen, yes, the chorister has a great sense of humor and I think he even actively encourages these kinds of hijinks.

    I wouldn’t be surprised at all to learn that there’s some TV or internet kids’ show that features a hat like this one, since Rose does get a lot of her material from those sources. Also, she said the batteries should actually be in a little box behind a door, which I kind of figured, but I liked the look of them dangling anyway.

  9. zstitches Says:

    Come to think of it, this could have also been partly inspired by “Up.” (Love that show.)

    • the MomB Says:

      But I thought Rose didn’t see “Up”.

      • zstitches Says:

        I forgot that–you’re right, she didn’t get to see it because we left her home with a babysitter because she doesn’t stay in her seat well. (At all.)

        Kinda makes me want to try taking her to it anyway.

  10. the MomB Says:

    I loved this. I love everything about your blog.


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