If you’re a monster looking for easy recipes to cook babies,

you might want to try pan-fried toddler — because toddlers already come prepared with a crumb coating.

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7 Responses to If you’re a monster looking for easy recipes to cook babies,

  1. Jennette says:

    Actually, I think you’re funny too!

  2. zstitches says:

    I almost took this joke off my blog after seeing my mom’s expression when I told it to her. (Almost.)

  3. the MomB says:

    HA HA! I have to add that it was an unconscious expression and I have no idea what it looked like. I am one of those people who helplessly worries about naked dollies feeling cold. This is not a rational thought! It comes unbidden! If there’s an undressed doll lying around somewhere (there are generally several at any given time, at my house), and I see it (sometimes I don’t, because they’re most often in the basement where the grandkids play and I don’t get down there for days at a time), I have to put something on it (even if only a blanket). I don’t think about it, I just find myself doing it. So anyway, the joke sorta overwhelmed me in that same unconscious way. Watch out for the she-bear when it comes to the grandbabies! But as soon as I came to, I thought it was very funny.

  4. zstitches says:

    I love it that I’m the one who made the horrible joke, but you’re the one getting all defensive. :)

  5. lilbooks says:

    lol mom at the dolls!

  6. American Yak says:

    LOL at stitcher’s comments.

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