I think this one sets some sort of record
Me: “So, two wizards are trying to decide how to get past an obstacle, and one says, ‘How about if I turn it into a small burrowing rodent?’ and the other one says, ‘Gopher it!’”
Mabel & Isaac: “Mom, that is terrible.”
Me (to Dean): “How should I spell that — ‘go for,’ or ‘gopher’?”
Dean: “I’m not having any part in the commission of that joke.”
