Don’t come here to learn how to save your dying betta fish

My blog stats tell me any search terms that were used to find my blog, and I felt a bit remorseful to learn that I am the top result on Google for the search “hiding vegetables in dessert.” My apologies to diligent mommies looking to nourish their families, only to be told that wooden toys will do the trick. I can apparently also be found by typing in “laundry cabinets,” although I tried it myself and gave up after the 28th page of results (someone looked past the 28th page for laundry cabinets?!) but I can be found on the 2nd page of results for “contact paper cabinets.”

I’m thinking of switching to a self-hosted blog so I can do some shmancy stuff I can’t do within the confines of a wordpress.com template, but my brother reminded me that I’ll lose my place on Google if I switch over. Well, at least I’d be doing the earnest betta health searchers of the world a favor.

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