Overheard while in the dressing room at T.J. Maxx
‘Tween-sounding kid to parent-sounding adult:
Kid: “At the [such-and-such-Disney-resort-spa,] it costs [one-thousand-and-something-dollars] for one night!
Parent: “Do they include air?”
Kid: “You mean like air to breathe?”
Parent: “Yeah.”
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College girl to other college girl:
Girl 1: “Did I tell you my grandmother once paid for me to see a fashion consultant? She told me what colors looked good on me. I don’t remember now what they were — I think turquoise was one of them. I guess you’re doing that for me now — I should have my grandma send you a check! Okay, how does this look?”
Girl 2: “I like that, it’s very ‘of the moment.’”
Girl 1: “Does that mean it’s in fashion?”
Girl 2: “Yeah.”
